How Do They Do It?
Anyone who has ever owned a cat has probably seen said cat smooshed into a space which looks entirely too small to fit into. And yet somehow they do it.
In Olive’s case, it’s the book case that holds all of my graphic novels. It’s like she turns herself into an amorphous blob and just slides under the thing. Maybe being that close to so many comics gives her mutant powers.
No being a cat grants her mutant powers. All cats have powers, like disappearing before your eyes or mind reading. I have several cats with the power to pin me in place by just sleeping on my lap.
Some even have the power to claim a spot on the couch and make you, the owner, sit somewhere else. That one cracks my wife up.
They have the power to make humans turn into mindless servants… That’s the reason I’m a dog person. Uh oh, wrong thing to say around here, I’ll have to watch my back watch my back… Or is there a knife there already? 😉