The identity of the mysterious bad driver is revealed! You know, when you think about it, being stark raving mad is a pretty good excuse for bad driving. A poor excuse would be texting someone about the latest episode of Glee or checking yourself out in the mirror to confirm that your spray tan is applied evenly.
If you see someone doing those things, I honestly can’t recommend jumping onto their hood and giving them a “pat” on the jaw. That only works if you’re Black Olive.