Man, Hazel sure loves drinking out of the toilet. I used to think that was more of a dog habit, but I was wrong.

I’m not sure what the allure of it is, we give her water in her cat bowl all the time, but every chance she gets she’s up there just slurping away.

Believe it or not, Olive never drinks out of the toilet, she just jumped in that one time because you know, you only live once.

That’s why cat PSA’s would come in handy, something similar to the clips shown at the end of the G.I. Joe cartoons from the ’80s. Each one featured a certain Joe stepping in and providing useful tips on safety to misguided youths who were playing with fire, wondering off in crowds, falling out of trees, etc, etc. “So now you know, and knowing is half the battle,” was the famous catch phrase that capped off each segment.

Too bad it’s almost impossible to teach a cat anything.