I suppose most of us get a gift each year that we could take or leave. Fruitcake, piano key necktie, Jell-O mold. And most of us politely say “thanks” and then stuff the gift away in a closet for a few years, until it’s rediscovered one day just to be thrown out or donated. No harm done I suppose.

But I like to think there are some people out there who overreact in hilarious ways. Like just Francesco.