“I love having a cat because they’re not needy like a dog.” I look at people who say that and scratch my head because my cat follows me around the house howling if I take a second to do something other than pet her.

On the other hand, you have Olive’s total indifference to pretty much everything, so I guess that’s the kind of cat people are talking about when they say cats aren’t needy. But man, Hazel is nuts.