Archive for ‘February, 2014’
What if Olive were a knight? My guess is that she’d be a pretty terrible one, dealing out punishment to those who don’t particularly deserve it and forgetting that there’s no way to go to the bathroom with the armor on.
And if you really think about it, knights are just a big metal thing that a more nimble opponent can push over as illustrated by Hazel. I guess no one ever said knighthood was easy.
I’ve probably said it before, but I’ll say it again. It’s hard to play video games with Hazel in the house.
And stealth missions? Forget about it. No one is stealthier than Hazel, so right when I’m all tense and focused on sneaking past armed guards, Hazel comes up without a sound and then lets off a howl that makes me drop the controller.
Sometimes I wonder if it’s really Olive who’s the crazy one.