Wake Up, Buddy
Ever play a prank on someone while they’re asleep? Maybe spray shaving cream all over their hand and then tickle their face? Draw a sweet mustache on them with a Sharpie? Well you shouldn’t do that if your friend has a mild to severe concussion. I admit, I’m no doctor, I’m just sayin’.
If he wasn’t unconscious before, he is now.
He was about to wake up, but now he’ll be out until next Friday.