Ever wonder what your cats do all day while you’re at work? A whole lot of nothin’, that’s what.

I always see it firsthand when I get sick and have to stay home. I lay around being completely worthless, and they join right in. I suppose it’s all that running around at night that keeps them knocked out during the day. The most trouble Olive manages to make is a halfhearted swing at Hazel’s head that completely misses. The true ninja skills don’t activate until the sun goes down.