Yes, it’s true, superheroes do save peoples’ lives, but nobody said anything about their cars or the property around them. Those things are saved by … auto repair shops and … construction workers? But who cares about those guys? I think it’s cool that Black Olive’s grapple looks like a cat toy.
Stop by next week, when we will finally get to meet Power Cat!
The identity of the mysterious bad driver is revealed! You know, when you think about it, being stark raving mad is a pretty good excuse for bad driving. A poor excuse would be texting someone about the latest episode of Glee or checking yourself out in the mirror to confirm that your spray tan is applied evenly.
If you see someone doing those things, I honestly can’t recommend jumping onto their hood and giving them a “pat” on the jaw. That only works if you’re Black Olive.
It’s dark. It’s gritty. It’s Darkgritty City. And what’s that lurking in the shadows? It’s Black Olive, the city’s lone protector!
There’s no injustice that will go unnoticed by this masked hero, not even bad driving. Especially not bad driving!
So why can’t this dude stay on the road? Check in next week for the answer!
Olive’s tale of the time she and Hazel were superheroes officially begins! Who is the mysterious green figure watching over Earth? What could his plans be for its people? I bet he’s up to no good.
Tune in next week for more Attack of the Dog Martians!
