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What if Olive were a knight? My guess is that sheâ€™d be a pretty terrible one, dealing out punishment to those who donâ€™t particularly deserve it and forgetting that thereâ€™s no way to go to the bathroom with the armor on.
And if you really think about it, knights areÂ just a big metal thing that a more nimble opponent can push over as illustrated by Hazel. I guess no one ever said knighthood was easy.
Iâ€™ve probably said it before, but Iâ€™ll say it again. Itâ€™s hard to play video games with Hazel in the house.
And stealth missions? Forget about it. No one is stealthier than Hazel, so right when Iâ€™m all tense and focused on sneaking past armed guards, Hazel comes up without a sound and then lets off a howl that makes me drop the controller.
Sometimes I wonder if itâ€™s really Olive whoâ€™s the crazy one.